tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46976632420371751062024-03-05T14:54:30.756-08:00Five, Four, Buckle My ShoeCBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.comBlogger130125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-82512293400826880352020-04-20T20:39:00.000-07:002020-04-20T20:39:00.571-07:00Discomfort<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
All day today. I have felt ill at ease and uncomfortable. Just off, somehow. It’s not surprising, with quarantine, and forced homeschool as opposed to the kind we chose before, all the uncertainty economically, and otherwise... of course things are out of whack.<br />
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But it’s more than that. Without the usual distractions and tasks and errands, there is more boredom, and stillness. Not outer quiet, at my house anyway, but more inner quiet, as the to do lists have necessarily shrunk. And today I have had to start to come to terms with where that has led me.<br />
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Over the years, I have been told, by some who know me well, that I should beat myself up less. That I talk to myself too negatively. That I am harder on myself than on anyone else.<br />
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I decided to write down every not-so-positive thing I felt today. Whether it came from me or was, I felt, communicated to me somehow by someone else, I wrote down the emotion or thought I had, no matter how fleeting. This was a hard list to read by the end of the day. I was actually shocked, by the length, and by the harshness. Am I really talking to myself like that? Do I really walk around smiling and having normal interactions while lugging around all of <i>this</i>?<br />
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Turns out, I do.<br />
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How have I allowed this to carry on, unchecked, for years... maybe my whole life?<br />
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I sound like a hopeless, depressed, skin-wrapped pile of pure misery. But anyone who knows me wouldn’t describe me that way. I mean, the whole list isn’t the truth. There’s perception, and old patterns and voices that aren’t even mine, that rear up and attack periodically. But on that list, there are also plenty of things that I believe.<br />
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Nothing on that list is loving toward me. It’s important to be honest with myself. And this is honest. This is how I felt over the course of the day. But I don’t deserve most of that list, from myself or anyone else. The list making started because of a feeling of nasty discomfort that I couldn’t shake. But now, my discomfort comes from <i>seeing</i> my list. Knowing that it is unfair. Unkind. Unhelpful. Unwarranted.<br />
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That feels like maybe... good discomfort? Discomfort that, instead of leaving me in knots, is gently telling me maybe there’s another way. That the way I have been speaking to myself has not been working, if what I seek are peace, joy, and fulfillment. I don’t know yet where I go from here. I am uncomfortable with that.<br />
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And that’s ok.</div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-55373617324109943582020-01-10T21:31:00.000-08:002020-01-10T22:10:37.613-08:00Stepping Out of My Cave<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Twenty or so years can pass in a flash. My last twenty have. I have been married, had 7 babies, and 2 miscarriages, worked in acting/voice over/make-up, changed views on many things and held steadfast on some, lost my son, picked up what pieces I could find, and cobbled together something resembling a life. Change has been constant. And now there’s about to be more.<br />
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I am done having babies. I am older and I think wiser. But this past fall sent me through what felt like a fire- of memories, of things that have needed to change or be dealt with for ages that I have been too tired or busy to take on, of new choices and chances to look at taking, of facing what’s broken (including myself), of the possibility of me being someone and something entirely new and different than who I thought I was or could be, of realising some things will never change, as much as I may wish they could.</div>
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In some ways I feel like I was living in a cave before and didn’t even know I was. A cave of self protection, fear, mould-fitting, restriction, expectation, and robotic repetition. It felt safe and normal. The fire of fall forced me to run out of that cave, and now I find myself out here, painfully blinking in the light and afraid to take a step in any direction because I can’t see my way yet.</div>
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I nearly vanished. I was all these things for other people, but absolutely nothing to myself. </div>
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Before life and the world got their hands on me, I was somebody. I was a girl who dreamed of performing, who wanted to change her name, who hoped to travel far and wide, who imagined writing books for kids, among so so many other things. Now instead of dreams and creativity, I have questions. I have doubt. Self doubt, mostly. I abandoned my self for so long, she almost gave up.</div>
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I may be a lot of things, but weak isn’t one of them. I’m noticing that after the hell I have been handed, losing my boy, that I lived. I still don’t know how. But I did. I am beginning to examine this life I still have and figure out not the how, but the why. I am here for something(s), and I no longer think that’s hiding out forever in a cave.</div>
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So if I seem distracted or confused or scared or bold or confident or insecure or happy or sad or talentless or skilled or weird or normal or kind or reserved or quiet or obnoxious, I am. I’m going to try some things. I’m going to ask questions. Maybe I will get it wrong. I will definitely fail. But I am going to excavate that girl that I was, and was supposed to get to be, if it kills me. Or what’s the point? Living other people’s version of me? No thanks. </div>
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Maybe I’ll start with changing my name. Suggestions welcome.</div>
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-57549991475400837392019-11-04T20:05:00.001-08:002019-11-04T20:05:53.595-08:00I Don’t Know<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I haven’t written in years. I didn’t miss it. Not for a long time. But lately I feel that part of me, flickering like some long unused lightbulb. Do I have something important to say? I don’t know. I don’t even feel like I am the same me that used to write this blog for years. Who am I now? I don’t know. Still a mom. To fewer than I’d like. Still strong, though in ways I never wanted to be. A little more beaten down. A little wiser. A little softer and a little harder too. Still fiercely love my people, though those circles have changed some. They have to when everything blows up. It can’t be helped.<br />
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It really feels like I don’t know much of anything now. I used to think I had so many things figured out. I was so, so wrong.<br />
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What’s left? What do I know? Not a lot, but here are a few things off the top of my head:<br />
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I love my kids. And I can never deserve them.<br />
Laughter is survival.<br />
A few real, consistent, fearless friends are not only enough, but a second, equally important heartbeat.<br />
Affection soothes and heals.<br />
A kind word or compliment is never wasted.<br />
Welcome touch and human contact is good.<br />
I am no better or worse than anyone.<br />
Judgement is cowardly or prideful. Being either means you can never really love anybody.<br />
I am not who or what anybody else thinks I am just because they think or say it.<br />
I am ok with being misunderstood. And disliked. And written off.<br />
Music and singing loudly always helps.<br />
Babies are the best humans.<br />
Brilliance and beauty can take on many forms and can always be found.<br />
Words and actions have to line up or neither mean anything.<br />
I can change my mind. And change it again. Keeping it open keeps it worth not losing.<br />
My body is flawed and also perfect. Supported me through the impossible.<br />
Love doesn’t mean the same thing to everybody.<br />
Food can be joy.<br />
Some things will never ever not be hard.<br />
Grief is normal. And the worst of it is as wild and shattering and inexplicable and terrifying as the depth of your love.<br />
Energy can change states/forms but never disappears. Noah is somewhere.<br />
I don’t have to earn worth/my place/acceptance. I’m good.<br />
Life really is so short. It’s worth asking yourself if you are spending yourself and it in the ways you really want to.<br />
Shoulds will crush you.<br />
Somebody can’t live with the thought of living without you.<br />
Rain is beautiful weather.<br />
Whoever crosses your path, it’s probably no accident. What you do with that is up to you. Try not to miss the good stuff.<br />
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I’m sure there’s more. Life has not gone like I expected or hoped, in many ways. But I am open, like an eager new right wing in the first soccer game of the season, and maybe I score and maybe I end up with a black eye and a sprained ankle in the first 3 minutes, but I am still freaking playing the game. For how long? I don’t know. But I am playing the crap out of it while I am still on the field.<br />
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-35638163091300962662014-03-27T12:25:00.000-07:002014-03-27T12:25:43.961-07:00This. Yes.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So many things that I agree with/feel/have thought/have wanted to scream.<br />
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<a href="http://sojo.net/sojomail/2014/01/23">http://sojo.net/sojomail/2014/01/23</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/21/opinion/brooks-the-art-of-presence.html?_r=1">http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/21/opinion/brooks-the-art-of-presence.html?_r=1</a><br />
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-27643293444853648822014-02-26T22:31:00.003-08:002014-02-26T22:31:37.313-08:00My Fabulous Little Thleeping Beauty<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Never in my life have I looked this spectacular asleep. Or awake. I love her, I love her, I love her.</div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-11273383754120096982014-01-28T21:13:00.000-08:002014-01-28T21:13:39.314-08:00A Few Things You Might Take For Granted About Your Child... But Shouldn't<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Each and every giggle, chuckle, full blown belly laugh. Savour the sound as you would the most wonderful thing you've ever tasted.<br />
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Eye contact. Don't just glance, or look. Gaze, study, and absorb.<br />
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All the different scents. From the just played outside sweaty stinky to the sweet clean after bath or shower loveliness, to the hint of the personal one of a kind heaven fragrance that lingers since their newborn days. It does.<br />
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The feel. All the boney, squishy, soft, solid bits you get in just a single short hug.<br />
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The hair. Smell it, stroke it, brush it, and at least sometimes, just let it do the wild thing it naturally does. Trace the cowlicks and curls and memorize them.<br />
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The warm skin against your lips, on those soft cheeks and sweet foreheads. Feel it as often as you possibly can.<br />
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At least every day, say I love you. But more importantly, make sure it is heard. Every day. Every day.<br />
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Move heaven and earth to say good night. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, whenever even slightly possible, stop. And say good night.<br />
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Throw a ball, jump on a trampoline, go for a walk, sing a song loudly, laugh about nothing, change batteries in a toy, take pictures... not next weekend. This weekend. Not tomorrow. Today.<br />
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That one cd. You're so sick of it, but really you love it. You do. Same with that one book. <br />
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Laundry. Every once in a while, hug a shirt because it came through the pile again.<br />
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Jars of milk and containers of crackers disappearing so quickly that you have to go to the store again. Go to the store again.<br />
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Beautiful eyes meeting yours in the rear view mirror of the car while you drive.<br />
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Being close enough to feel warm little breaths on your face or neck.<br />
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Noise. <br />
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The focused, intimate, individual, sacred time that is spent in times of sickness or struggle.<br />
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Being taught when you thought you were teaching.<br />
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Forgiveness. How quickly it comes. How pure it is.<br />
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That filthy tattered blanket or stuffed toy that you wish you could just toss. Don't even think about it.<br />
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School carpool lines. <br />
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People, places, songs, movies, stories that otherwise never would have been a part of your life.<br />
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The quirks or peculiarities that slow things down or drive you crazy. They are really brushstrokes that create the uniqueness and beauty.<br />
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Worn through knees in pants, stained shirts, holes in socks. <br />
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How much of your heart is alive and well because of that unconditional and perfect love coming to you. To have it is miraculous. </div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-59517509853957606592013-12-10T21:29:00.000-08:002013-12-10T21:29:10.360-08:00No Words<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
My beautiful Noah Blake. Our family will never be the same. I post only because it must be recorded, but I cannot write anything more. My world has been shaken beyond all words.<br />
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February 25, 2003- November 16, 2013<br />
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-16466414272076501612013-12-10T21:15:00.000-08:002013-12-10T21:15:28.443-08:00August 16, 2013<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
This beautiful perfect baby joined our family. Theo Henry. We are all completely smitten.<br />
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I will write more about him sometime soon. He is an absolute angel and saving grace.</div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-33992238518673949752013-05-15T20:15:00.001-07:002013-05-15T20:15:41.166-07:00Baby, Name Thyself.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
By now, most people that know me know there's a small human growing inside me who will make his or her appearance in August. We- no, let's be honest here- I decided to not find out the sex of this baby in advance of small human's birth. I have 4 boys and one girl, and while those stats make me lean heavily in favour of this being a boy, I want to meet this person all at once. No preconceived notions about who or what they'll be. We've mostly not waited in the past, but I've got to say, waiting kind of rocks.<br />
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With the last baby, even though we knew we were having a boy, I had some trouble with settling on a name. Like 5 weeks of trouble. There had been no difficulty or delay with the four kids before that, but last time, everything felt wrong. So I am sure there are those who are skeptical that this baby will have a name before he or she is old enough to pick out his or her own moniker. Rest assured, there will be none of this back and forth wishy-washiness come August. I think we've pretty much decided on boy, even though it will possibly raise a few eyebrows, and girl is probably 90% set as well, and I am certain some will hate it.<br />
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See, the problem was, I got too much input last time, both before and after baby's arrival. Mix that in with hormones, sleeplessness, and a name that just wasn't <i>him</i>, and you get a giant sprinkle-covered pile of crazy. I have <a href="http://hoopdeedoop.blogspot.com/2010/07/rose-by-any-other-name.html" target="_blank">mentioned</a> that I have a penchant for baby names, baby name books, websites, discussion boards and lists, which is a fun, weird hobby for me, but not as fun when I am trying to name an actual person. There are too many opinions on any name you like: too short, too long, too nickname-y, too formal, too posh, too chavvy (look it up), a dozen people in someone's neighbourhood have a dog with that name, too popular, too weird, too feminine/masculine, too dated, too made-up, too young, too old lady/man, too much teasing potential, too cutesy... it's neverending. And I have those thoughts about names, I just don't like anyone having them about <i>my</i> names.<br />
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I think for a moment last time around, I thought I could actually choose a name that would be universally adored. But you can't. And the difference this time is, I just don't care. I've looked up our front-runners on some favourite name websites, and am finding the more negative remarks I read, the wider I smile. Our names only have to fit our kids, not yours. I put so much thought into naming my kids, there is meaning and significance in each of their names, and this time will be no different. So we're not open to suggestions or discussion. I will answer a limited number of questions about which names it's <b>not</b>, but that's about it. And just to get things started, we will not be using Katniss, Dasten, Truleean or Greighcyn. And yeah, somebody else did.<br />
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<a href="http://nameberry.com/" target="_blank">nameberry.com</a><br />
<a href="http://names4real.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">http://names4real.wordpress.com/</a><br />
<a href="http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/births" target="_blank">http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/births</a></div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-77542955214511904402013-03-12T11:57:00.000-07:002013-03-12T11:57:40.500-07:00Onward...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We're moving in about 3 and a half weeks. I had been searching for somewhere to move once our contract here ends in April, and was becoming worried since I just wasn't finding anything. Granted, it's difficult to find something big enough for us, where there is room for the husband to work (he works primarily from home) without the whole household being disrupted, at least a bit of a yard, a fence, in a good location, and for the right price. We're not an easy bunch to house. But even so, we're in a pretty large-family-friendly area, and I thought there would be more to choose from. Months of classifieds, craigslist, and driving around to look at houses yielded nothing that would work.<br />
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A few weeks ago, a good friend of mine mentioned that she thought there might be something in her neighbourhood. Several phone calls and a few days later, I went and looked at the house, later that day sent Jeremy to look at the house, and by the next day we had decided that was where we needed to be. It's further out than we were wanting to be, and there may be some minor space challenges, but with perks like lower rent, a neighbourhood pool, and dear and long-time friends living near-by, we would have been nuts not to grab it.<br />
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It should be an interesting stretch coming up- packing, cleaning, uninstalling a fence, moving, <b>3 days</b> after moving, the husband flies to Italy for a shoot (yikes), my brother's family is (temporarily or maybe not) moving across the country to Utah mid-April (we're lucky if we've seen them once a year over the years, so this will be awesome- cousins!), plus everyone will still be in school not so near our house anymore, and then there's all the reassembly and unpacking that seems to take months to complete... I'm exhausted already. But feeling very peaceful and blessed at the same time. This new house was pretty much dropped into our laps, and it's such a major hurdle and stress to have behind me!<br />
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That is part of why I have been MIA for months. Sickness and family in town and Christmas in December, catch up and house hunting from January til now, ugly sickness in February (4 weeks of bronchitis, sinus infection and ear infection, and that was just me) for everybody, and now preparing to move. Hopefully things will start to return to normal in the not too distant future. Did you see how I made it sound like I know what 'normal' is, there? :)</div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-85034569322784642252012-11-29T10:45:00.000-08:002012-11-29T11:11:35.899-08:00Dastardly Dreams<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Daydreams are good. I have control over those. They can be useful in sorting things out in your head, or escaping, or even discovering goals.<br />
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Nighttime dreams, however are something I could do without. For most of my life, my dreams have been bad. And detailed. I used to have dreams all the time that featured me being kidnapped, chased, followed or in some other imminent danger. There was one where I ended up stabbed in the leg, that was so real, I woke up with a start, my heart racing, and frantically moved my nightgown to check my leg. I was certain I would find a wound or scar there. Happily, I don't dream, or at least remember dreaming, every night.<br />
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Nowadays, it's less me in danger, but often my kids, which is far worse. Waking up and taking a moment before you realize that your child is not in fact missing, is for that moment, terrifying. Not all of my dreams are scary anymore, though the bulk of them still are. I also have nights where I dream something so fabulous, happy, joyful, that waking up to reality is the hard part. I've had dreams featuring Noah that have left me in tears in the morning, where I have had glimpses of what I believe is his true, unhindered self. It's magnificent. It also brings some sadness and longing for that day when I can ask him how he feels and he will be able to answer.<br />
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I had a dream last night that was short, incomplete, even boring, that in all truth I barely remember. But there was so much joy and love and laughter in it, I would like to have stayed there much longer. I was near bursting with how happy and peaceful I felt. That feeling was quickly gone and replaced by fatigue and stress upon waking. I can never decide if those dreams are some sort of cruel joke, or if they're little seeds of sanity being planted in my brain to get me through the hard bits of life. I never want to read too much into the odd positive dream that I have since they are the exception and not the rule, and I certainly don't want to have to give equal weight to the awful ones, as far as meaning or significance. I know there are those who would analyze and assign meaning to every little detail. I honestly don't see how any of that is any more than a guess.<br />
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More useful to me than analysis would be some sort of formula for good dreams only. Or better yet, none at all. My greatest dream these days is to sleep, uninterrupted. I guess this little boy of mine is helping in one sense, by almost never allowing me to reach dream-level-deepness of sleep. Not so much helping on the 'uninterrupted' part.<br />
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Do you dream? Do you have recurring themes? Are your dreams more enjoyable than drain?<br />
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-1399978138187769682012-11-26T13:15:00.001-08:002012-11-26T13:15:41.673-08:00DMV: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
THE GOOD: Did you know that you can make an appointment for renewing your driver's license? I was dreading the process, as in the past it has been a massive time drain. But while looking online for the address of the closest DMV, I happened to see that I could fill out my paperwork and set an appointment to go in. So that's what I did. With my printed forms and all the other required papers, in I went, 7 minutes before my scheduled appointment time. A rather burly and scary and large Polynesian cop greeted me- well not greeted, exactly. Bellowed. Yes, he bellowed at me, "What are you here to do?" I told him, was directed to a desk, handed them my things, had a picture taken, and was sent over to the big waiting area where there were already around 10 other people. "So much for an appointment making this faster." I thought. The next cheery DMV worker became available, and what do you know? They called my number. I received several glares from what I assume were the non-appointment-setting group in the waiting room. It was awesome.<div>
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They got all flustered at the site of my Canadian birth certificate and weren't sure it was valid. Ummm... people are often born outside of the U.S, folks, and then sometimes, they end up living in the U.S. After checking with a supervisor, and running a check on my Resident Alien card to make sure I was, in fact, born in Canada, and had arrived here legally, and had not done anything illegal or untoward in between, I was cleared to receive my (temporary) license. Phew.</div>
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Done. In under 10 minutes. I have to have set some kind of record, especially amongst non-Americans.</div>
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THE BAD: It's anti-climactic when you're all geared up for some government line and waiting room, and then it goes smoothly and quickly. You're out in the parking lot halfway expecting to be pursued and arrested because surely if you were done that fast, you must have done something wrong. I do have a few tragic/comical stories involving other government forms/certificates/photos, but I'll share those some other time. So, at least for the next 5 years, I don't have any little party anecdotes when things turn to one of those "Oh my gosh, the DMV is the <i>worst</i>!" themed conversations. < racks brain for other party material ></div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">THE UGLY: </span></div>
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1. Be certain that for at least the 3 nights preceding your renewal, you do not get more than 3 hours of sleep per night. </div>
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2. Make sure your last driver's license picture was decent or even good, because that will jinx you for the next one.</div>
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3. Ask for the girl that will ask you a question right before your photo, to which you will be responding while she snaps your picture. You'll know her when you see her. If you know what pure evil looks like.</div>
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-32010298633940334982012-10-27T19:03:00.000-07:002012-10-27T19:03:19.865-07:00Words, Glorious Words<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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"I'm ruthless! I have no ruths!" - Doofenshmirtz</div>
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It suddenly dawned on me that I have no idea about the root or origin of the word ruthless. It always bothers me when I encounter a word I can't define or explain. I can define this one, but I cannot explain it. So in all of my weird obsessiveness, I went about looking up 'ruthless' to see where it had originated. I found this. <a href="http://www.one-step-forward.net/2009/04/word-tidbits-ruthless.html">http://www.one-step-forward.net/2009/04/word-tidbits-ruthless.html</a><br />
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It is crazy when you start delving into language, and discover just how much of it we have lost over time. There are so many times I'm stuck for a word to describe something, when none of the words I know really fit. Then I read something like that post, and I just want to make people start speaking and writing properly, and <i>completely</i>. I want all the words back.<br />
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I know I'm probably very much on my own here, both with my adoration of words and language, and with my sadness at losing more and more of our story along with the language. I can't even bring myself to use 'U' for 'you' in a text or any other of those abbreviations and misspellings. I like words too much. Complete words. Correctly spelled and properly used words. Where are we without them, after all?<br />
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If you have managed to read this little musing of mine without nodding off, you are quite simply, ruthful. You really are.</div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-36393056786891950792012-10-23T16:10:00.000-07:002012-11-29T11:41:07.168-08:00Mmm, Autumn<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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"Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns." ~George Eliot<br />
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Now that it actually feels like fall, I am so happy. I drove (alone?!) to pick up kids from school today, with "Not Over You" by Gavin DeGraw blasting through my speakers (love me some Gavin) and thick, billowy, many hues of grey clouds overhead. I was the perfect temperature, singing loudly and dreaming of Thai food while still nursing my green drink from this morning. Thing was huge, man. <br />
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September was ridiculous. Two ER visits for Noah, the second one resulting in his being admitted (though his neurologist said the first one should have as well), and just days and days that were completely lost to seizures. And it was too hot for September which always makes me a bit cranky. I was incredibly glad to see the month end.<br />
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I have no idea how I am functioning and speaking and standing upright. Grey, while perfection during the day, is a nightmare at night. Sixteen months and the child still cannot sleep through the night. I have not experienced a single night with REM sleep since before he was born. I shudder to think of the rate at which things are breaking down inside of me as I push through each day on essentially just nighttime naps.<br />
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But odd as it sounds, I relish autumn. I feel rejuvenated, content and thrive on overcast crisp days with some wind and rain mixed in. This is no replacement for sleep, mind you, but it's wonderful anyway. The kids start getting giddy this time of year too, as Halloween and its accompanying sugar rush are just around the corner, followed by American Thanksgiving, two of our birthdays, and then Christmas. Though they have yet to realize that this year for Christmas, they will be getting a stack of hospital bills and will be regaled with Tales of the ER, gathered around our non-functioning gas fireplace. It's the stuff Christmas dreams are made of.<br />
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For now, I wish everybody a happy apple and pear eating, leaf crunching, scarf wearing, cinnamon-laced baking, rosy-cheeked, blanket-wrapped, autumn. <br />
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-55361515965814906572012-09-21T21:41:00.001-07:002012-09-22T20:33:15.182-07:00Noah: Better But Not Back<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Wednesday night was a beast of a night. I have gotten many texts and messages since, and I am so grateful for each and every one. I'm sorry for not getting back to everybody.<br />
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For anyone who has not heard, Noah started having some seizures, and then they would not stop. Once we hit about 15 minutes of them coming in quick succession with a few dips in between, without him fully regaining consciousness, we decided that was it and they were not going to stop. Off to the ER. By the time they were finally stopped at the hospital, they had been going about 35+ minutes straight. He is doing better now, slowly moving back to normal-ish.<br />
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That's the basic summary.<br />
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That boy has an exceptional team of guardian angels. It was around 9:30 pm that we heard a thud against his door. He had been asleep for close to 3 hours by then, which is pretty typical, so hearing him at that hour is not at all normal. He kicks or bangs on his door in the morning to let us know he's up, but he doesn't do it at night. One lone thump is unheard of. Jeremy ran down to check on him and sure enough, he was having a seizure. I ran down too. We have some things we do that normally slow down or stop the seizure, but nothing worked. We prayed. These seizures were odd, too, he was having movements we had never seen before, and we have seen pretty much everything as he has had every type of seizure there is. It was really unsettling seeing something brand new. The other strange thing was, he was silent. His seizures, at least the longer or stronger ones, are always accompanied by some sound. He grinds his teeth sometimes, or makes some sort of choking gagging type sounds. We have a baby monitor in his room and you can hear him if he breathes deeply on that thing, so there's not much we miss. But here he was having violent, world rocking seizures, and he was silent. I don't know how or why he got over to that door, but had he not hit it, we never would have known the horrid experience he was having.<br />
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It was hurried when Jeremy and Noah pulled out of the driveway. And though I had kissed Noah and put his favourite blanket on him, and told him how much I loved him, I still felt sick as they drove away. The other kids were all in bed, and I felt helpless. I sat on my kitchen floor and cried. Then I called my mom. I asked for prayers on Facebook. And there was that fear in the back of my mind, what if that was the last time I see him, like that? Permanent damage to his brain could completely alter him, or his little body might just give out...<br />
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He had a blood draw that he was too out of it to even flinch at, and then they had him hooked up to this and that, and had to do a catheter on him, so by the time they got home at around 1 am, he was totally wiped out, but also totally ticked off. Jeremy slept right beside him all night, just in case, but he slept until 11 am without incident.<br />
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The main reason nobody heard from me yesterday is that I was following this boy around almost all day. He wanted to be up and about a bit, but his body was not ready for it. He was speaking in whispers, only a syllable or two at a time, and it took effort to get it out. He was like the worst falling down drunk whenever he moved around. He stumbled and ran into the wall at least three times, fell down a couple of times, and I caught him twice on the stairs when he lost his balance there. He was white as a sheet, with massive circles under his sunken-looking eyes. We had to near force-feed him his usual green drinks to try to get some of his strength back, but he wasn't happy about it. By 5 pm he was heading downstairs, saying "Bed? Bed?", and he wasn't kidding. He went right to sleep.<br />
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This morning he had another, albeit smaller, seizure. He was talking a bit more, a bit steadier on his feet, still not really eating much. Then he had over an hour of 2-5 second seizures this evening. ((the mum pulls her hair out)) I'm guessing there will be a change in medication next week. He's sound asleep now.<br />
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A few have asked how we parents are doing. I can only speak for myself, but I am a weird combination of exhausted, wired, stressed, relieved, overwhelmed, frustrated, grateful... nothing prepares you to see your child like that. It is not something you just 'get used to'. I love that little boy so much, every part of me cries out for his relief, and wishes I could take it all on for him. The messages and words from so many family and friends have been what has held me up these last 2 days (did I mention I had had a rather horrid 24 hour bug just the night before all of this? And that we'll pay for the ER out of pocket? And that our dryer decided to die yesterday?). The love flowing in for my boy has been nearly palpable. For the rest of us too. I am so thankful. I know Noah feels it. And right now, that's everything.<br />
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CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-47832535838243209772012-09-11T17:26:00.001-07:002019-11-04T21:23:35.978-08:00My Kooky Little Sage <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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At the moment I blog periodically just so that people don't start to wonder if I have ceased to exist. It's a shame because I enjoy blogging, I enjoy writing, but I don't seem to be able to stay on top of much of anything these days. We're coming up on 15 months of not sleeping through a single night. It has depleted me more than I ever could have imagined.<br />
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I don't like to come on here and complain. I also really don't like feeling like I'm in my eighties. So I'm afraid you'll have to just deal with a bit of complaining. Waah. There.<br />
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Yesterday I picked Noah up from school and he was grinning and bounding around, and once in the car, singing along (in his own special way- it has to be experienced, not explained) with the Lazy Town cd that was playing. He had let me give him a quick squeeze and kiss on the head before going in that morning, as well, so I found myself smiling through the rest of the carpool routine and drive home. This has not been the norm for Noah for some time. For months he has not been quite himself, a bit slower than normal, not eating well, fewer of those days where he is just full of beans and all wound up. His neurologist said he could be having lots of seizure activity that we can't see on the outside, on top of the too-frequent bits we are seeing. Or, she said, or, it could 'just' be general deterioration of his brain due to all the seizure nonsense since they began four and a half years ago.<br />
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Oh. Is that all?<br />
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We need to have another EEG done to compare to the one he had right after the seizures started to see if, in fact, there is permanent damage being done to his brain. If so, there is not too much to be done, so it's not an emergency type of thing. But it would be helpful to know so that we have a clearer picture of what is happening, or not. I've said it before, but seizures really and truly bite. It's an area doctors really don't know anything about, it's everybody's best guess as to what's going on, which means treatment is throwing darts and hoping one sticks. It's medication roulette, if you will. It's a hoot.<br />
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Noah regularly teaches me and reminds me of what is important. A day of feeling pretty good is a big deal, not to be taken for granted. You never know how much time you've got with anyone you love, so even the junky days are a blessing. Noah can go through stretches of absolute misery, pain, and sadness, but the moment he feels pretty good, he is up, smiling, swinging outside, gleefully chucking water at some electronic device, loving life. He doesn't dwell on or relive or complain about those bad days. He is amazing that way. <br />
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I'm trying to, in my own way, follow Noah's example, which is why I am upright and tidying up after dinner rather than laying on my soggy lawn with my head through the fence letting loose a scream of utter ballistic exhaustion. Meanwhile, we will get Noah checked out, and hope the news is that he will be as present and communicative as he manages to be right now, for a good long while. <br />
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I adore that boy. I am so blessed to be his mom.</div>
CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-56231837755780616852012-08-05T20:27:00.000-07:002012-08-05T20:27:28.871-07:00Duncan. Washing Off His Issues.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Oh, my Duncan. He was furiously working at something the other day that involved a lot of scotch tape, and so naturally I asked what he was doing. He glanced up at me and very matter of fact said, "Making dynamite."<br />
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Then Marley asked him to get her some water, and perturbed, he spewed, "I'm not your manager."<br />
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Then he had a stinging paper cut, and since he had just eaten a huge orange, I surmised, "You probably got orange juice on it, so go wash it off." to which he said, "Ooooh, I have <i>issues</i>. How do I wash it off?"<br />
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The child is part typical 6 year old, part mad scientist, part comedian, and part teenager. I never know which I'm going to get, and he can just as easily make me laugh until I cry as make me want to drop kick him across the back yard.<br />
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He has been particularly hilarious this summer, but we're also having a lot of struggles with attitude and listening. A lot of "Whatever!" and "You're so annoying!" Marley adores him, but even she has noticed that he's a bit of a beast at times these days. This morning he had yelled at her and shoved her after she did something he apparently didn't like, and she was crying. I asked her to tell me what had happened, and she tried to explain, and I said something to the effect of "Oh those boys, I'm about ready to knock their heads together!" (we had had a fair bit of misbehaviour this morning), to which Marley quickly replied, "No! Not Gabiel! Gabiel didn't hit me, he jutht wuv me! Don't kick Gabiel'th butt!" Pause. "Jutht Duncan." <br />
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I have said for some time that I'm most worried about Duncan as a teen, because he is so headstrong, sneaky, and independent, but is also the life of the party. Throw in a driver's license, hormones and a teenage brain, and it's enough to make me want to sit and rock in a closet somewhere until he's 25 and hopefully not in prison. Or a band.<br />
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I was prepared for unique personalities in my children, but I never fully considered what that would mean in terms of how differently each of them would need to be parented, taught, and disciplined. Gabriel pretty much does what he's told, and if not, he accepts correction and realizes when he has messed up. Duncan doesn't care. He'll blow up, talk back or simply keep right on doing whatever he wants. I have to wait until he has normal blood pressure and a good night's sleep before I can talk things through with him. And then sometime later he'll say something hysterical, and I remember why we keep him.<br />
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I love that each of my kids shows up with parts that are pure greatness, and parts that I have absolutely no idea how to deal with. Multiplied by 5, I'm certain I will never be bored. With Duncan I hope I can steer him and help him use his powers for good, but not squash one tiny particle of his humour, animation and spirit. As my husband said last year, "I think that's why I find him so exasperating sometimes. Because he's 5 and he's so much cooler than I am." True story, folks, true story. <br />
<br />CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-35626150791453767162012-08-01T12:13:00.002-07:002012-08-01T12:13:13.847-07:00Still Alive<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>Once again, it has been over a month since I've written. With everyone home for summer, my baby still not sleeping through the night, and loads of other fun things going on (seizures! colds! car repairs!), I have not had the ability to think complete sentences, let alone write any.<br />
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And yet in about 3 weeks' time, it's not going to get any less busy. School will be back in (I still do not understand this whole starting in August thing. You wait until after labour day, people.) and changes are afoot. Duncan will be in school all day. Noah's in his new school building, about 10-15 minutes further away than it had been, but it's fabulous. But his favourite teacher is leaving. There's teacher chaos at the other boys' school (11 of them left) so I'm preparing to have to fight for my kids' best interests or even pull them out and home school this year if things don't go well. My oldest baby will be 12 before the year ends, and with that I realize we'll be 2/3 of the way to him being basically grown and off doing his own thing. Our contract in this house is up at the beginning of April so I will be gradually packing and then madly house hunting in the coming months. I greatly detest both of those activities.<br />
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Do you ever get in long stretches where you are crazy busy, but know you're not really doing anything well? That has been me all summer. Constantly playing catch up, always falling just short of the goals for the day/week/month/year. Thinking about friends and family I'd like to see or spend time with, but not having 5 minutes for a conversation with anyone. Having ideas for things I'd like to do or write, but sleeplessness turns them to mush before I've had a chance to do anything with them.<br />
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Gabriel did learn to swim (finally!) this summer. Graham is walking. I got a haircut. Once, for nearly a week, I could see all my counter tops in the kitchen. I don't think that qualifies as a raving success, but it's something. Right?CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-33922064089695133152012-06-14T13:51:00.001-07:002012-06-14T13:54:10.219-07:00Graham Jack<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
</div>This, as the kids say, is Grey's last day of being zero. This time last year I was having a meltdown because I had seen my midwife in the morning, and she had checked things out, and nothing was happening. And baby was turned nearly posterior. My parents were on their way to Utah, driving. I was convinced he was never going to be born, and if he was, it was going to be a three day long labour, that would end in one or both of us barely surviving. I cried to my Mum. I complained to my very patient friend JaNae. All I wanted to do was sit in a chair and be mad or sad or whatever I wanted.<br />
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That night I went to the store to grab a few groceries and things in preparation for what I was certain would be my parents' entirely newbornless visit. I got out of my car and saw that the moon was very bright. "Stupid full moon.", I muttered to myself, as I remembered my midwife had told me a few times that they often see a rise in numbers of birthing mamas when the moon is big. I shopped grumpy. I went home grumpy. We watched a little tv, since Jeremy I'm sure knew by that point that a pep talk of any kind would only result in bad things for him.<br />
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I had had general pain for a few days, but mostly the kind that felt like the baby was sitting on something he shouldn't have been. I had more of that going on and tried to move around to get him to move. It got worse around midnight. It was sharp, localized, and nothing like contractions at all. I went to bed around 12:30, and spent hours trying to sleep, but mostly just shifting trying to find a spot where the pain would stop. It was like severe menstrual cramps, as well as a little person inside stabbing me with a tiny knife. On about my 3rd trip to bathroom, I sat up (which would have been easier with some kind of pulley system in place), stood up, and sploosh. Wha?<br />
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"That's so weird." I thought to myself, "Especially since I'm not having contractions and not in labour." And then, "Dude, WHAT is this baby sitting on? Because it freaking HURTS."<br />
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So I'm in the bathroom, and suddenly I'm grabbing the counter, and feeling, just, weird. And then, pain. Lots of pain. My cell was charging on the counter, so I grabbed it and called my midwife. It was about 4:10 am. The conversation went something like, <br />
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"Hi Suzanne, it's Wendy. I don't know what's going on but I'm having a lot of pain. I think my water might have broken."<br />
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"Sooo, do you think you're in labour?"<br />
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"No, I really don't. I know what contractions feel like, and this is not that. I don't know what this is, but I'm having a lot of pain... wait..." (off the phone) "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..." (back on) "This just doesn't feel like labour."<br />
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"Well I think I'll just come over and check you and see what's going on."<br />
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"Okay." between clenched teeth.<br />
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At this point I thought, this baby might be coming somehow even though I'm not in labour, and I should wake Jeremy. I woke him by saying, something is going on, I'm in pain, Suzanne's coming, could you please start filling the (birth) pool? He sprung out of bed and ran around speaking his own special delirious dialect that appears when he's not really very awake. For some reason I sat back down on the toilet. No idea why. It seemed reasonable at the time. He starts asking me how to set up the pool. Really? REALLY? <br />
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Then I suddenly realized, I wasn't just breathing or moaning through the pain anymore. I heard a sound that I recognized all too well. This slightly strained grunty groany noise. "Wow, that sounded an awful lot like the sounds I make when I'm pushing when I'm in labour." I thought. <br />
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Pause. <br />
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CRAP.<br />
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I called my midwife back, and hollered something like "This baby is coming, please hurry!!" She was already almost on our street. In between yelling that I couldn't have a baby on the toilet, and that I couldn't move and why aren't you filling the pool, I told Jeremy to go unlock the front door for Suzanne so that she could just come right in.<br />
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She hurried in, and checked me. She says, "Oh, yeah." Jeremy says, "What, is she in transition?" Suzanne says, "No. The baby is right there." Jeremy: "WHAT???"<br />
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Meanwhile I'm completely freaking out because I have no water. Not to drink, but to sit in. The pool wasn't even half inflated. You have to understand, having had my previous two births in the water, I was convinced I COULD NOT do it outside of the water ever again because it had been so much better in. Jeremy asked if he should fill the tub, I said yes, and then somehow, moments later, they were helping me in, and I was in just-barely-deep-enough-to-give-birth-in-it water. Thank goodness for a freakishly powerful faucet. Suzanne wanted me to face her, I couldn't sit that way. I moved to where I felt better which unfortunately resulted in her having to impale herself on the faucet in order to reach me. I still feel bad about that. <br />
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I was pushing. Mightily. Then I remembered he was nearly posterior on last inspection, and got scared. Marley had been posterior, though we didn't know it in advance, and I pushed for a good long while and it was so very painful and difficult. I braced myself for a repeat. Suzanne was checking the baby, and said, "There's the head." I thought to myself, "Well yeah, I would hope 'there's the head' since I feel like someone's holding a blow torch to my nether regions." But what she meant was, the head was out. Which I figured out a moment later when I pushed again and was suddenly holding a tiny, warm little blinking baby boy. I dissolved into tears. I could not believe it. He had turned the right way. He had come early in the morning of the day my parents were set to arrive. It was 4:58 am, and we had a baby. All the thoughts and feelings in those moments cannot be put into mere words.<br />
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It was my quickest, craziest labour. It was completely different than my other labours. They were all different from each other, of course, but with the first four, my contractions felt alike, they all started high, and radiated downward, I could feel them throughout my torso. With Graham, it was this weird, sharp pain, all from the waist down, and felt like nothing I recognized as labour. Even weeks later, Suzanne was still having a good laugh about my first phone call to her. "It's not labour. ow, ow, oW, OW, OW!"<br />
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This little boy has been a joy and a blessing. He is a lousy sleeper, yes, but he is the most snuggly, affectionate, smiley, content, easy going baby. The kids routinely say things to him like "Good night cutest baby in the world who I will love forever." and "You are SO delicious, Grey." He is just so lovable. And I'm so glad he's here. And I cannot believe it is his last day of being zero. (Happy Birthday tomorrow, bubba.) :)<br />
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<br />CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-83750763947413516812012-05-26T19:48:00.001-07:002012-05-26T19:54:13.560-07:00Somebody Bring Me My Crown.I was kissing Marley goodnight as she laid in her bed, on her fuzzy pink pillow, wearing one of her many princess dresses over her pajamas, piled up with soft pink and white blankets, and regaling me with a tale of the pirates that would surely be coming to get her because pirates always get princesses and tie them up, and then the princesses yell "Help! Help!", while the pirates just say "Aye, aye, Captain!", and the Captains always say "Arrrrrr..." and I figured I should be in the story. So I said, "Well it sounds like I'm going to have to kick some pirates' butts." She said, "Yeah. You do." But then she thought about it and said, "But you're a <i>queen</i>."<br />
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Huh, I thought, I don't FEEL like a queen. And with a day's worth of cleaning and diaper changing on me, I certainly don't look like one. Queens don't go nearly a year without sleeping even a solid 6 hour stretch. Queens don't make lame last minute dinners like grilled PB & banana sandwiches- they don't even have to make dinner. Queens don't have to closely calculate every cent before heading out the door to buy a few groceries. Oh and by the way, if I'm a queen, why does no one listen to me? Aren't I supposed to have loyal subjects? <br />
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In the split second that all those thoughts were running through my head, Marley covered her mouth and giggled, and said again, "You're a queen, Mama."<br />
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I'm a queen.CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-67541687065551039632012-04-27T16:52:00.000-07:002012-04-27T16:52:57.294-07:00Mummy's Having Cuteness Overload<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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My girl's on screen debut. I've got to say, I'm a big fan. BIG.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SAyOr2hTRkM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-88444374108120280982012-04-19T15:28:00.003-07:002012-04-19T19:23:45.058-07:00Out of the Mouths of BabesIt has been nearly a month since I last posted anything here. Poor, neglected blog. It has been a weird month. Easter was fine, but mostly I just kept finding myself missing my parents and siblings and their families, even more than normal. This has been a month of hard things for several of my friends. It seems that everywhere I turn this month, there is someone having serious struggles of one kind or another. So I in turn feel a bit odd posting some random thought or funny story here, knowing all of that is going on. I don't know if there's official blog etiquette for matters like that.<br /><br />Last night Marley, after Duncan had gotten mad at his Dad and said "You can go sleep in a big pile of poop!", very sweetly put her hand on her Daddy and said "I will thleep in the big pile of poop with you."<br /><br />Doesn't it boil down to that sentiment? I hope I can offer that to my struggling friends, and that when I need it, somebody will extend such an offer to me.CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-73860515095224235922012-03-22T12:01:00.003-07:002012-03-22T12:41:34.297-07:00Quit Yer WhiningThis title is lovingly addressed to myself. Laundry. Bleh. Making dinner. Yeesh. Driving kids everywhere all day every day. Arg. Kids using me as a human kleenex. Come on.<br /><br />As a mother of 5 kids, ages 11 down to 9 months, one of whom has some extra special needs, my job can be stressful, messy, tiring, relentless and even a tad monotonous at times. But it occurred to me the other night as I was rushing around the kitchen making dinner (with Noah following me whacking me with a water bottle and screaming at me, Duncan asking me a million questions, Marley sneaking into the pantry for yet another snack that would render her appetiteless by supper time) and complaining about it like mad in my head, that I really should not be complaining.<br /><br />I was doing a 'wing it' dinner with odds and ends I had at the end of my last grocery shopping cycle. A veggie stir fry with glass noodles. I stood at my counter looking at the food for a moment. Many colours of bell pepper and other veggies, onions, spices, soy sauce, oil, noodles... I didn't grow any of it. I did not harvest the mung beans and then fashion them into thin noodles that somehow turn clear when they cook. I did not ferment to perfection the soy beans to make the seasoning sauce. I could not even tell you where turmeric comes from. I have never grown a single olive tree, and therefore have not cold-pressed olives in my kitchen to make my own olive oil. I just had to cut some stuff up, heat some oil, boil some water, and pretty much, there's dinner.<br /><br />Same goes for my kids lunches that were made later that night. No wheat harvesting in my back yard. Followed by grinding said wheat into flour. Followed by, how the heck do I make my own yeast? And try as I may, I don't think I could ever make a box that would hold juice, or my own straws. It all just had to be put together. In containers I didn't make. In a lunch bag that I didn't have to sew.<br /><br />I do a ton of laundry. A TON. Put clothes in. Add soap. Turn on. Leave. Come back. Put clothes in other magical machine, turn on. Leave. Come back. Unload. Fold. No scrubbing. No wash board. No hand rinsing each item of clothing. No hanging clothes outside, and only when the weather permits. If my child vomits all over their bed, for example, sometime in the dead of winter, I don't have to strip the bed and stick it outside to freeze into a big vomit-blanket ice-ball so that we don't have to smell it for the rest of the night. Instead it's all clean and back on the bed by mid morning the next day.<br /><br />I do not have to take my horse to the local market, on a 30-minutes-each-way trip. Though if I had a slew of Icelandics, I must admit I would be finding excuses to saddle all of them up and take the whole family pretty much anywhere. That's another story. But in the cold or heat I sit in my optimal temperature car, listening to music, or sitting in blissful silence as I am running my errands. And I'd like to see how I'd handle carting groceries plus, say, a mattress home on the back of a horse.<br /><br />I'm still busy and crazed. Yes. But when I start thinking about all the things I <span style="font-style:italic;">don't</span> have to do in any given day, it kind of blows my mind. And makes me feel grateful. And in awe of my ancestors. And so lame for whining.CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-23904920418943863322012-02-21T20:32:00.000-08:002012-02-21T20:33:09.048-08:00Very Blind DatesMany of my friends are single and/or a good deal younger than me, so even though I've been married for 15 years, the topic of dating still comes up much more frequently than I would expect at this stage of my life. I've read a few blog posts lately about bad dates, and it got me thinking about my own. There were several less than stellar dates, but if I had to pick just one as the worst of them all, I'd pick the one where I was a blind date to a prom. The only reason I agreed to it is because my older brother Craig was in on it, so I thought, how bad could it be? He was always a good big brother.<br /><br />I was 17, nearly at the end of my high school career. My big brother Craig was away at BYU. One of his female college friends lived not too far south of us, we in Ontario Canada, and she and her family in upstate New York. Between the two of them, they had the brilliant idea that I should be set up with this girl's younger brother, as he did not yet have a date for his prom. That should have been my first sign. Out of an entire high school and surrounding city, there is not one girl who you could convince to accompany you to your prom? Anyway, I agreed, as my high school was a super strict private school that did not do proms. They did have a Cadet Ball every year (doesn't that sound like a hoot?) but alas, I never went.<br /><br />The plan was, I would be driven down to this boy's house, and abandoned there until the next morning. Then my Mom would come pick me up. We'll call the boy "Guy". I had never met him until I showed up at his house. We met, it was awkward, and my parents left me there. We went inside, and I shut myself in the bathroom to get ready for the evening. Once ready, he pinned a corsage on me, and... no he attempted to pin it on, probably 4-5 times, and then his mom just did it, probably fearing the lawsuit or at least ER visit that would ensue if her son continued on.<br /><br />Off we went to dinner. It was a nice restaurant, but one better suited, I think, to established couples interested in romance more than high school kids who just met 2 hours ago. Anyway, the food is normally what I remember most after any event anyhow, so I attacked reading the menu with great enthusiasm. We had had some small talk on the way over, and it was already painfully clear to me that this was at best, a mismatch. He asked me, probably 5 times what I thought I was going to order. Heaven help him if he tries to order for me, I thought. The waitress's arrival was so welcome when she came to ask what we wanted. It went a little like this:<br />Her: What will you have?<br />Me: Chicken cordon-bleu.<br />H: Would you like a baked potato or mashed potatoes?<br />M: Baked, please.<br />H: Steamed vegetables or salad?<br />M: Salad.<br />H: What kind of dressing?<br />M: What are the choices?<br />H: Italian, Ranch, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Blue cheese, Lime, or Poppyseed.<br />Me: Raspberry Vinaigrette.<br /><br />She then moved on to Guy.<br /><br />H: And what about you?<br />G: I'll have the Chicken cordon-bleu.<br />H: And, a baked potato or mashed?<br />G: Baked.<br />H: Steamed vegetables or salad?<br />G: Salad.<br />H: What kind of dressing would you like with that?<br />G: Can you tell me the choices again?<br />H: Italian, Ranch, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Blue cheese, Lime or Poppyseed.<br />G: Raspberry Vinaigrette.<br /><br />Yes. That is the identical meal that I ordered (did I mention the menu was like 6 pages long?) and he made the poor waitress go through all the salad dressings again. I resisted a grimace and huge eye roll. We had some stilted, boring yet awkward conversation, during which I kept thinking, I'm here until tomorrow morning. TOMORROW MORNING. Mercifully, the food arrived. It was then that both Guy and I noticed he did not have a knife at his place setting. He tried to be all cool attempting to slice through his chicken with his fork. It very nearly took post mortem flight from his plate several times. I mentioned more than once that he should ask for a knife and he kept saying it was fine. The waitress finally returned to ask how everything was, and if we needed anything. He says, "No, thanks." My eyes may have bugged out just a little bit, and I looked at the waitress, then back at Guy. What is wrong with this boy, I wondered? And finally when it was clear he was just going to continue on, attacking his meal with only a fork, I looked at the waitress and with a thumb gesture toward him, blurted out in total exasperation, "He <span style="font-style:italic;">needs</span> a KNIFE!"<br /><br />He drank when I drank. Took a bite of food when I did. It was weird.<br /><br />Then we were on to the prom. We had to drive through his town to get there. Between the restaurant and the edge of town, he said "Now when we get to town, don't blink, or you'll miss it.", easily TEN times. No exaggeration. I was like, ok, got it. Not blinking. Will not blink. Will avoid blinking at all costs. <br /><br />I did not blink. I did not miss it.<br /><br />We arrived at the high school. Parked the car. Walked into the lamely decorated smells-like-teen-spirit gym, met a few people I knew I'd never see again. Danced two slow dances, a couple of fast, and then we left. He just kept looking at me and not saying much. I kept hoping this was not going to turn into some future Dateline Unsolved Mystery type story. <br /><br />His all too eager family greeted us and wanted us to watch a movie. I was scared that if I did, Guy would consider this an invitation to hold my hand or worse. I said something about being tired and went to get ready for bed. I fell asleep coming up with ways to exact revenge upon my brother.<br /><br />In the morning, I took the longest I have ever taken to bathe and get ready for the day. Breakfast with the Guy's family. Many many questions were asked, and just as everyone was trying to get me to commit to future plans and outings, glory be, my ride arrived. Guy hugged me good bye, and held on just that little bit too long. <br /><br />I later regaled my family with my weird little story, and to this day, any missing bit of cutlery at the table results in someone exclaiming "He <span style="font-style:italic;">needs</span> a KNIFE!"<br /><br />I am so glad I no longer date. I hope Guy is very happy somewhere with his food ordering twin, not blinking, and eating without adequate silverware.CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697663242037175106.post-2481226476212525562012-01-31T17:23:00.000-08:002012-01-31T17:55:44.366-08:00Step Away From the KeyboardSo I thought I'd change things up a bit and do a political post, and share my views on the remaining nominees. And then I thought, no. No I won't. <br /><br />Then I've been thinking a lot about music and how my tastes and preferences have changed over the years, and how some of them haven't at all. I still love me some Howard Jones. I still don't have any love for country music. Music makes me so happy. Or more specifically, <span style="font-style:italic;">my</span> music, loud, while I'm alone in my car, singing like I know how, makes me happy. Lately in my cd player, you'd find either Sarah Bareilles, Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Coldplay, Colbie Caillat, or today most likely Jessie J (the clean album, don't call my Bishop). And then "Who's Laughing Now?" came on and I was singing along and no longer contemplating blog posts.<br /><br />This week I've been so tired, baby has been absolutely horridly awake every night of late. And I have thought about drinking 3 or 4 Five Hour Energy's, in part to keep me standing upright, and in part to see what kind of blog post would come out of an over tired but hopped up on caffeine Wendy. That may still be forthcoming. But I couldn't get to the store today.<br /><br />So here we are. It's 6:30 pm and I am dressed, but never got my hair done today. I need to exercise, but am only interested in exercise I could do while laying face down on the floor. I need to see my chiropractor. And my phone is busted. No more blogging while blotto. Sorry.CBGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10751354580442218971noreply@blogger.com5